Woody's Mind

Your friends confine you in their Worlds, one by one a string of pearls.

Favorite films » The Jerk (1979), Carl Reiner
"I’m gonna bounce back and when I do I’m gonna buy you a diamond so big it’s gonna make you puke."

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"Five months of peace is just what I want." - The Shining (1980)

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The clerk was asking for a bribe, but this was lost on Michael.

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digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

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